September142014
2AM
dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

dominospizzadelivery:

are we talking about loading my blog or my life here, tumblr?

(via kingsleyyy)

1AM

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

(via kingsleyyy)

1AM
“When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?” (160/365) by (DS)

(via kisssofinsanity)

12AM

(Source: otogiryou, via zatannarataz)

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thelilnan:

youvecattobefishingme:

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

it’s bACK

DON’T SAY IT’S BACK IT NEVER FUCKING LEFT

(via theroyalfourth)

12AM
sycomantis1991:

anemickittens:

eminem is my spirit animal


I love him

sycomantis1991:

anemickittens:

eminem is my spirit animal

I love him

(Source: lifeisplasticbefrantastic, via theroyalfourth)

12AM

(Source: best-of-memes, via magmortars)

12AM

Anonymous said: Shouldn't a better way to say "white people" be "american white people" because as an european I am white and yet have my own culture and tradition so we are not like those white trash you got in the us

whitegirlsaintshit:

plikepterodactyl:

whitegirlsaintshit:

hahaha okay 

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you’re right. the white trash is only in the US. gotcha.

Cause Germany is all of Europe and nazis are only in Europe right gotcha

those countries above, in order, are:

Sweden

Germany

Finland

Greece

Ireland

France

Ukraine

Thanks for contributing! Maybe next time you won’t do it with your head 1000 leagues deep in your asshole.

12AM

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'i want to give you multiple consecutive orgasms'

(via straightestgaygirl)

12AM

mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

(Source: yggdrasilly, via straightestgaygirl)

12AM
September132014

intoasylum:

orange is the new black | text posts

(via kisssofinsanity)